vanillajello | Kansas City, MO, Sunday Afternoon

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Kansas City, MO, Sunday Afternoon

Last weekend had been kind of rough, yeah. And so had this past week, because it was like there'd been something in the air, making every person flying SkyKans a total pain in the ass. But, Kate had the day off today. And yes, she was totally intending to do useful crap at some point. Like... groceries. Or cleaning. Or... Something. She hadn't decided yet.

Because slouching on the couch with her laptop and dicking around on the internet and watching a million YouTube videos was the best use of her time right now. You couldn't go wrong with cats doing funny things, or people falling down a lot. Or, apparently, stop-motion animation with foul-mouthed Barbies.

Also:

"... Oh my fucking God, these dolls totally live in Overland Park. Oh my God."

Well, she'd just become a fan.

[ooc: NFB, but open for calls/texts/the guy! In case Tumblr hasn't clued you in already, she's watching The Most Popular Girls In School. Which is somewhat NSFW but funny.]

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And Kate...

Well. Kate settled down to keep watching YouTube videos. For at least a moment. Because that shit was funny, okay, and she was quite committed to being unhelpful.

And Bod didn't begrudge her being lazy. He found himself in the bathroom, straightening their various hygiene products and the like before starting to clean the glass and tiles.

Kate got a good few minutes of lazying done, there.

Then she decided she was bored, and wandered over to peer into the bathroom.

"Are you just going to watch me?" he asked, glancing at her over his shoulder. "Or are you going to assist?"

"I could... make puns with the word 'assist'?"

That was about as helpful as she was intending to be, yeah.

"That's not very helpful," Bod said, tsking her lightly and returning to the tile cleaning. "Very unhelpful."

"It's not that unhelpful," Kate argued. "I could always say it was to amuse and entertain you and thereby for making your work feel a little less hard."

"But, I don't find this work hard," said Bod, shrugging. "I enjoy being helpful and productive. I like it."

Kate wrinkled her nose and stuck her tongue out at him.

Like a mature person.

"That's not very nice," Bod said, shaking his head and laughing. "I'm only being honest."

"You're basically calling me useless to your task," she argued, "because my kind of help isn't good enough."

So there!

"I am not calling you useless," Bod argued. "I'm just calling your version of helping not really helping. That's not the same thing."

"It's exactly the same thing." Well, in her version of things, it was. "If it's not helping, it's useless. Ergo, I'm useless."

"It's not," he said, shaking his head. "But, I'll never win an argument with you. But, it's not the same thing."

"Well, you're right about how you're not going to win," Kate agreed brightly. "I guess that's good enough for me."

He would win in his heart! And that was important to him. Or something.

But, he just laughed and shook his head before moving on to scrubbing the rim of the bathtub.

"You should scrub that really clean," Kate remarked, after a moment just spent lazily leaning against the door frame, watching him. "I think I'm gonna indulge in a bath later."

"So, you tell me I fail at days off but then give me orders on how to clean?" Bod asked, laughing again. "You're contradictory, Kate."

Kate laughed. "You're doing it anyway! I just thought I'd state a preference."

"And would you indulge in a bath if I didn't scrub it very well?" asked Bod curiously.

She shrugged. "Probably. It's not like it's filthy as it is, or anything."

Bod shook his head and took a seat on the rim of the bathtub. "And would you thank me for all my hard work?"

"Prooobably."

She smirked too. For fun.

"Why are you smirking at thanking me?" Bod wondered. "Would it be that good a bath?"

She could have just been smirky by nature. Actually, she was.

"Well, it could be?"

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